Linker Parker

A person who loves Linkin Park.

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Dream liner

A person who constantly lies about their life and pretends it is reality.

Jenny said she was going to California she is such a dream liner

by Guy in red December 19, 2018

The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.

Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!

by MJG0219 July 4, 2011

midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.

I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.

by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011

pipe liner

a person who cums in a condum turns it inside out and fucks the girl again

johns a pipe liner
johns a pipe liner
johns a pipe liner

by bobbyfo November 15, 2006

west linner

Someone from a yuppie-filled city outside of portland, or called West Linn.

typical west linner:
-drives a hummer, bmw, vovlo, escalade or any car that uses the most gas possible with a "bush '04" sticker on the rear windshield.
-wears: abercrombie, tommy hilfiger, ralph lauren, or at it's worst, ll bean.
-has no sense of style at all.
-is rich, christian, white, and somehow thinks they are better because of this.
-is obsessed with stupid, catchy, repetative rap or hip hop songs on Z100 or stations of the like.
-acts gangsta but cringes at the sight of black people
-hangs out in the safeway parking lot for fun
-insist on posting pictures of themselves wearing aviators while making a stupid peace sign on myspace
-may own over 15 juicy sweatshirts and at least one ipod

the police pull over anyone who doesn't fit this stereotype and consistently seize kid's backpacks while they are hanging out at candy basket or starbucks and skating by the fountain

"OMG , gross, your new juicy purse totally makes you look like a west linner!"

"why does he pretend to be so gangsta?"
"he's a west linner."
"oh, I see."

by brookiecookie February 6, 2008