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Lindsey Graham 

A sexual position enjoyed by closeted homosexuals. It involves getting it from behind from two well hung twinks using only spit for lube, simultaneously enjoying it and getting red-faced embarrassed by how much you're enjoying it, all while pleading for them to stop but refusing to use your safe word.
Steve: How was last night?
Reginald: Absssolutely delightful! I was out all night and had a Cleveland Steamer and a Lindsey Graham! It. Was. Wonderful!
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Lindsey Vonn 

Lindsey Vonn is probably one of the best american female skiers to ever walk the planet. Won gold in Vancouver Winter Olympics and beat Bode Miller's record of 32 World Cup titles with 33 of her own.
Did you see Lindsey Vonn in the Vancouver Olympics this year?

Yeah she was fucking awesome!
Lindsey Vonn by embeabtpu April 25, 2010

Lindsey Graham 

1. A bitch ass republican who wants to suck Donald Trumps Dick. Trump wont let him because he's too much of a bitch. He also has a lisp and is a disgrace to all the LGBT community.

2. A Dick weasel

3. A closet homophobe with a female name.
A douchebag: Trump won the election there was mass vote fraud
Me: Thanks Lindsey Graham
Bystander: That douchebag is a total Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey Graham by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020

lindsey lohan 

Idiot: lol lindsey lohan is a whore!!1

Grade school graduate: Idiot.
lindsey lohan by Yoach July 13, 2006

john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
john lindsey by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail 

Commonly ordered in Bars Nightclubs and lounges.
Made exactly like the drink called the Red Headed Slut but has a splash of Coke.
Can I order one Pabst a Red Headed Slut and a Lindsey Lohan cocktail.
Highly intelligent woman who has insights into the soul. She is always looking to help, and can be viewed as pushy as a result. She cares deeply for friends and would drop everything to support them. She views friends as family. When she loves, she loves whole-heartedly. When she dislikes, she dislikes for good reason. She has no patience for ignorance. She sees the benefits in learning about the world and its people. She does not belong in small town settings, but is destined to experience the world.
She is a Lyndsay, that's for sure!
Lyndsay by jaimerzzzzz February 3, 2010