eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 26, 2020

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Lettuce leaf

(V.) A phrase used when referring to a chick you find extremely attractive, i.e. One whose ass you would wipe with a lettuce leaf, and then eat said leaf.

"Dude, check her out! I'd so lettuce leaf her!"

by ChockNorris November 11, 2017

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lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

by smelly nelly March 6, 2014

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meat lettuce

Another name for a ladies kebab.

Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.

by Doctor Woodman August 9, 2006

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hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

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the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. Like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!

"OH MY GOD! I got so drunk last night, this bloody mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!"

by jamesonmoe September 29, 2011

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