Laserna

One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.

Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.

by Sex God April 11, 2005

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003

Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!

I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

Laetitia

Laetitia is a very sassy, very criticizing person. However, she is an amazing friend and will stand up against anyone that messes with her besties. She isn’t afraid to say what she thinks, and though she might cry a lot or sometimes act bit**y, she has her great moments and will always appreciate you as a friend. With a Laetitia, it is very important that you comfort her and help her work through problems with her, even if she fights against you. If you know a Laetitia, keep her around as a friend and make sure to be the comforting friend that she needs.

She’s the one who will yell “HEY BESSSTIEEE” at 7AM in the school hallways.
“Hey Laetitia, so did you hear what happened on the bus this morningg”

by sure.raindrop April 30, 2020