lapenstecktomy

the surgical procedure of having one's brain removed by means of a barrage of post-sleep fusion rock.

This show needs an emergency lapenstecktomy, STAT!

by stecki April 22, 2007

lape

a stupid person; moron

Donner was a lape for talking about VHS's being gone forever deliberately. It was not an accident for him.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

Lip Lapper

A lesbian having oral sex.

That dyke over there looks like a real Lip Lapper.

by knotnice September 8, 2010

Larsen

An ugly boy who hit his head to many times when he was a kid. He lives in California. If u are seing this Larsen I hate you and don’t come back.

I hate you Larsen

by Chris3675 October 14, 2019

Lape

(v) When Mr. Lapish gives you so much homework and you can't do anything else.

"Did you watch the football game last night?"
"No, I was Laped"

by shazwald2.0 March 1, 2010

Lappeism

noun,
-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.

2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.

Some how Kevin's lappeism managed to piss off his hot neighbor.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.

by victomtoit May 29, 2011