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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
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Landon

the kind of guy who will go back and forth with you and tell you things about yourself that people are normally scared to tell you. you might hate him sometimes but there’s a lot to love. the best guy with parents and a truly caring person when it comes to any kind of relationship. he will always have your back and treat you well. don’t fear abandonment with him because the love in his heart is unbreakable and amazing. don’t give this guy up❤️
Landon makes me feel amazing in every way.
by probablyinlove:) April 18, 2022
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Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
by williambowery November 13, 2023
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Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.
I sure do miss Landon's Brother.
by amelioooooo February 9, 2021
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landon joshua

Landon Joshua is sweet boy who loves animals and his girlfriend. he is quiet and reserved and usually keeps his emotions bottled up and to himself, but if you get to know him, he'll tell you everything. he will never know how incredible and loving he is. He is mentally and physically strong. He is very stubborn and hard headed in arguments but is most likely to be the one that ultimately feels bad and apologizes. his friends adore him, but he doesn't know. he has the biggest heart and the kindest eyes. it's hard to keep the girls off him, but his girlfriend will never have to worry because no one will be as loyal as he. he's an incredible runner and is the fastest on the track team, especially on hurdles. Landon Joshua will never know just how amazing he is and everyone wishes he would.
by noturmomsmom June 2, 2016
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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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