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Lard Cake

Someone who is overly obese, synonyms are as follows: husky, chubby, fatty, tubster, tubs of lard, mctubberson, fatty mcfatterson, jiggly, Jiggly Puff (Copyright Pokemon & Nintendo), big boned, fat, tubbalisish, and lardy.
Man, did you see that lady? She is THE biggest Lard Cake ever!
by llama grass April 7, 2011
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laidan

Laidan is better than Jalissa.
by LaidanForLife July 24, 2016
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Leaf Lard

Descriptive term for salad dressing.
Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?
by Chris Buckman April 1, 2008
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man lair

A designated section of a single family dwelling in which at least one adult male and one female reside. The adult male occupant exerts complete control over the decor, function, degree of cleanliness, activities permitted, and invited guests within this section of said dwelling.

The man lair is traditionally located in the basement of said dwelling, however this is not a requirement. This space must be at least a 10x12 ft room but often is larger (if you're lucky, MUCH larger).

A space SMALLER than 10x12 cannot be referred to as a man lair. Such a meager space only qualifies as a dude room. Dude rooms are most often found in small houses, townhouses, apartments, and any residence in which the primary female occupant is greedy and unwilling to relinquish control of any real amount of floorspace.

Apart from size, dude rooms and man lairs share the same characteristics.
Joe and his buddies watched some new hott internet porn on his 100 inch projection screen while feasting on cold brews and pepperoni pizza in his man lair.
by srjefe July 23, 2009
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lard ass

ryan cambers (chunk)
by ladlo March 5, 2004
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Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body
Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing
by Will181 September 12, 2009
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