Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.
by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017
Get the lizard schoolmug. Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 2, 2019
Get the pet lizardmug. The best character on big mouth
His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard
His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard
by Slaysause June 29, 2022
Get the Shane lizardmug. The term "Fat Lizard" originated in 2022 in South Carolina, USA. It is best described as:
Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.
With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.
With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
"Look at him trying to tell the boss on us and then come back acting like friends. Talk about a fat lizard.."
by BR4NNNN June 23, 2023
Get the Fat Lizardmug. 1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009
Get the gut the lizardmug. by Lizard Len March 2, 2014
Get the Lizard Launchmug. by Seannoob March 14, 2022
Get the Throat Lizardmug.