penthouse lizard

High end lot lizard.

She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.

by Tibby504 November 17, 2017

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.

Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.

by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017

lizard-shit

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016

liam lizard

The man who loves chicken curry and fortnite, he is ok.

Guy: Hi Liam Lizard
Liam Lizard: I cannot talk I am playing Fortnite and eating curry

by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018

Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.

Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.

by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.

I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.

by PR09! August 20, 2012