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Limber Potato

A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
by MyBigToe January 8, 2011
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Limblamb

A young fragile sheep, that is small and adorable. The downpart is that they have a rare genetic condition, where at age the limbs of the Limblamb begin to detach from their body. They are special rare species of sheep.
Johnny: Hey dude, did you just see that rare Limblamb?

Boston: Yeah dude, where are his legs?

Johnny: Ahh dude!
by Murrrp February 18, 2011
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Limberness

The act - "ness" of being limber
"How does limberness help you out! it doesnt!
at least not for what im talking about.. kicking your booty"
by jazzyjeffery August 17, 2011
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Limbaughing

aka Limbaugh (future tense), and Limbaughed (past tense). This term came about over a year after Santorum became a popular term. The use of the word can be broken down thusly-

1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.

2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.

3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.

4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
Person A- It was so much fun going to the theatres with you Cindy! We should do this more- GAH!

Person B- What's wrong, Martha?

Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.

-or-

"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."

-or-

"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."

Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.

Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Shadytrix December 7, 2013
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Limbaughitis

Also called Rush Syndrome.

A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness

amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may

be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects

and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the

host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons

with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self

aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an

insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.

Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.
“Dude, did you hear about Jim?

Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a

Rush too.”
by Attaboyslim January 3, 2014
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Limbos

A unit of measure often used to describe the weight of planets and planetary bodies
When learning about the planets in school I learned that Jupiter weighs 215 Limbos.
by Johnny. Blaze. February 20, 2015
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Limberer

A limberer is someone who keeps lying and claims that what the person says is 100% true.

It can also be used for people that doesn't clean their rooms, even when given a million dollars to do it.
Youre such a limberer right now

Stop being a limberer and clean up.
by 69 Nova June 5, 2018
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