eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 27, 2020

lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

by smelly nelly February 26, 2014

diet lettuce

A term used for one who is the most boring, horrible, annoying, and useless faggot to live on planet Earth.

" Kyle is such a diet lettuce"

by King_Fasgort May 22, 2016

meat lettuce

Another name for a ladies kebab.

Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.

by Doctor Woodman July 26, 2006

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 03, 2004

head of lettuce

the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. Like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!

"OH MY GOD! I got so drunk last night, this bloody mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!"

by jamesonmoe September 29, 2011

Lettuce sandwich

when your girl has a lot of hanging ham

yesterday i was eating out this girl i was basically eating a Lettuce sandwich

by big ddik February 16, 2018