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Kristen Lee

The most amazing person that will ever be in your life, she's the person that you'll be in love with your whole life.
My life will be miserable without Kristen Lee
by ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 February 8, 2023
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doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017
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angel kitten

A wonderful cute perfect sweet snuggle lovey purring boyfriend or girlfriend that loves kitties and cuddles and is the best partner in the world and who loves you to death! Also gives boops and meows adorably! Might possibly have wings and amazing hair that hides kitten ears!
Dan is a kitten angel. He doesn't know it but he has kitty ears and kitten wings! He is the cutest angel kitten ever!
by Mrs kitten angel. June 28, 2017
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Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.
by Insect2 October 5, 2018
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jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
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Kink kitten

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman
Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"
by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019
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This kitten fuckin obeast

When the juvenile of the species felis catus appears to be abnormally obese
Person: THIS KITTEN FUCKIN OBEAST
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