Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.

I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.

by STLBAS May 8, 2009

chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

Keeley

An absolute faggot

Hey do you know Keeley?

Yeah she's a faggot

by SlimmyBoyFetus February 17, 2019

Keenen

(pro-noun) The incorrect spelling of Keenan.

Keenan: The name's Keenan
Most people: Keenen?
Keenan: Nah , K.e.e.n.A.n!!
Most people: okay, let me just write it down. K.e.e.n.e...
Keenan: NO jerk off! n'A'n WITH AN 'A'!

by Keenz August 29, 2007

keeb

A derogatory term used in World of Warcraft by Alliance players to describe Blood Elves. Short for "Keebler elf".

"You guys run the flag, I'm gonna camp this keeb in midfield."

by rawrdruid April 21, 2008

Keele

best place to live, especially the university and Hawthorns H block!
the people are coolest and friendliest, making time at keele a memory forever.

give me a h ------H
give me a space-----space
give me a b------B
give me a l-----L
give me a o----O
give me a c ------C
give me a K------K
wata we got H Block ..................we love you keele x

by H block Hotties June 9, 2009

Keenen

looks like jay but lacks the silent hetero life mate bob

hey my names keenen want to smoke a bowl?

by keenan December 15, 2003