summer knees 

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

summer knees by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Shower Knees 

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

Shower Knees by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018

juicy knees

When a thick girl rubs your dick with her knees until you cum then you lick it off

Yo I had juicy knees last night

juicy knees by Gofkshakwl November 21, 2018

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

Hooker Knees by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Bees Knees 

Nicole Wheaton

- “You know Nicole Wheaton?”
- “Yeah! She’s the bees knees!”

Bees Knees by Glennyyy February 19, 2019

Meme knees

The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.

I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.

Meme knees by Gooberocity October 16, 2019

blue knees

calling someone a hoe or slut

wow Julia is with another gyy... she must have blue knees.

blue knees by jaisnvei November 17, 2019