Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

Knuckle Pwn

verb; to slap someone or something with the back of the hand or knuckle region. also known as a bitch slap.

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"The pimp knuckle pwned his hoe for not having his money on time."

by Patty Vorasane November 14, 2007

Knuckle Chum

When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.

You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Slurpee Knuckling

pleasuring an excessively wet vagina with fingers

"Dude, last night I was totally Slurpee knuckling that broad."

"Well if she's not having sex, you know she's slurpee knuckling."

by TheRealGrundleGrundle March 1, 2010

bitch knuckles

random words put together to vent frustration at someone or something.

Ellen lost a level on the app cooking craze and yelled at her phone screen, "FUCKing bitch knuckles!"

by ElleLightbulb August 24, 2017

knuckle knuck

A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.

Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.

by jimmybomm May 3, 2020

nigger knuckles

Racist term for Brazil nuts

My favorite nuts are almonds, but I don't like the nigger knuckles.

by Steph X March 19, 2007