Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018

Josh

He is an amazing, (loyal), hot, caring, and loving boyfriend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mind blowing so prepare for the incredible wind.When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for granite. You will be a wreck without him.

i really need a josh right now
are there any josh's here
i got me a josh
last night i hit a josh

by Chante1118 May 24, 2018

Josh

A person that uses their moms credit card

He used his moms credit card what a josh

by Ron24356 May 27, 2018

Josh

Josh also known as pop clutch can’t drive anything that has a motor in it. When he rides a dirt bike he pops the clutch and wrecks half the time. When he drives a side by side he crashes into trees after talking about what a great driver he is.

Josh: hey guys
Me: shutup pop clutch

by nitsird June 23, 2019

Josh

A fat sack of duck loving, who sells drug with his grandma and sits at home eating dog meat all day.

Person 1: Hey where’s Josh I need drugs... and his grandma is hot.
Person 2: He’s at china town getting more dog meat

by ZaneSuckAGingerNut June 25, 2019

Josh

Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish

"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019

Josh

josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.

aoife is dating josh

by Emily IS A WRATT June 28, 2019