Shutdown Jockey

A government worker or contractor who "rides" the government shutdown and doesn't have to report to work.

Nick: Do you have to go into work tomorrow if the government shuts down?
Bala: Nah, I'm a shutdown jockey. Let's head to the bar for mid-day drinks.

by ImaginaryMohawk September 30, 2013

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

Vagina Jockey

Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind

Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey

by Alkaline Water July 4, 2022

Jira jockey

A corporate drone whose dominant form of output is creating, moving, and updating Jira issues.

We have too many Jira jockeys and not enough people doing the actual work.

by billbrown September 1, 2022

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

llama jockey

Derogatory term to describe a person from Andean South American decent, possibly from the countries of Peru, Bolivia, Colombia or Ecuador.

Despite being a llama jockey, Jesse is very handsome

by Jserram3 November 14, 2014

wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.

I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.

by earwaxntoast June 27, 2008