Lord Jared
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007
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a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY
by metallballer February 5, 2008
Get the jared mug.Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
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Get the Jared mug.That dude is such a Justin.
No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.
Oh, damn! You right!
No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.
Oh, damn! You right!
by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018
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