Jeweer

A gay Jew. Terrible combination

Today I saw a Jeweer and almost had a Hitler moment.

by MrDouglasFresh May 23, 2011

jewbi

An arab woman wearing the traditional "Hijab." Used mockingly.

Look at the jewbi!

by KSKSKSKSKSKSKS November 12, 2011

jewel bags

Scientific term: labia majora. The loose lips around a woman's vagina. Pussy lips.

Man - Julie's jewel bags needs to get cleaned every once in a while. They're getting dirty.

by the majora tom December 1, 2011

Jewdicony

A Jewish Ugandan warlord unicorn

-Was it God?
-No. It was a flaming jewdicony.

by IceCreamKony August 3, 2012

Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)

Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."

by Chi McGee February 23, 2014

Jewdication

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.

When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.

by Chiharve October 1, 2014