Mach Jesus

Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.

"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus

by StoveX November 5, 2021

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RED HOT JESUS

when something surprises you

RED HOT JESUS THAT MAN IS HOTTTTT

by awesomesaucetheredhotjesus December 18, 2013

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Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

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Jerusalem chicken sandwich

A chicken sandwich from Jerusalem

That Jerusalem chicken sandwich really hit the spot.

by WillRF April 26, 2011

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The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

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