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Jared Leto

also known as the modern day GOD !!!...... from the popular and amazing rock band 30 seconds to mars...
by meesha.echelonUK December 7, 2010
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jared

really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man
by 7layersofsin May 31, 2010
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jadeditis

When you start to think about all that could have been. Or think about your past and try to repair all thats was bad, most commonly associated with getting back with a ex, or just thinking about those experiences and just wondering
which leads to the following symptoms:
-Emo-ness
-texting too much to one person
-sadness
RMF - "dude ima get back with her, i just have too i cant stop thinking about those good times"

John - "dude that was like 2 years ago"

Linroy - "RMF has a severe strain of Jadeditis, we gotta find the cure"
by individual strain May 6, 2008
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Jawed

Bitch, you just got JAWED!
by Packer May 10, 2006
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jabber jawed

When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion.
I was getting brains from this stripper, and the filthy whore jabber jawed my shit. I didn't know what to do.
by r May 27, 2004
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Jared

Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.
He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!
by brknfarytale February 4, 2010
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Slack jawed swamp donkey

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.
by DM321 May 26, 2010
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