victor jarles

he’s the definition of perfect. probably have a hazel eyecolor. handsome as fuck.

he’s the definition of perfect, he must be victor jarles

by shayuna November 30, 2021

Dirty jarlie

A dirty jarlie is when 2 males rub their bollocks on eachothers mouths and take a break every 30 seconds to scream out loud I LOVE SCROTUM, they then bum eachother i to infinity then return home to their wives and kids.

“Fuck me that dirty jarlie was booming”

by Lol121277666 March 12, 2023

The Jaculilies

a funny word or nickname for ejaculation

Bro this food is so good im getting The Jaculilies

by Jelulu_18 March 4, 2024

V-jaculation

An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated

"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."

by Missallineous February 5, 2026

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

International troll Jarelon day

On Augest 19th all the goombas join together to troll jarelon and his twitch viewers by being across the GPO map when joining the ASE tourny or by not showing up to the final day of the ASE tourny. If you partake in this event you are a goomba

Wow did you hear its International troll Jarelon day?

by Dooxter August 19, 2022