Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of

“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”

by David1987:) January 9, 2022

Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.

Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.

by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023

The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.

If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025

O.G janet the janitor janet

It is a name that describes who you are, for instance, yours could be juice Janet, but it has to start with a j or you will get beheaded by the Janet squad. 💪

My Janet name is O.G Janet the janitor janet

by Dr duff February 2, 2021

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025