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Jake

a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.
“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”
by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020
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Jake is annoying
by Jake bitch November 5, 2017
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A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times
Jake is such a fuckboy
by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018
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A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote
by Massive coyote November 28, 2017
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Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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