Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.

I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.

by tailypoe October 11, 2008

Cock Junk

Another word for male ejaculate, cum, or semen.

When I hit the peak of my orgasm, I pulled out and released by cock junk all over her clitorous.

by T-Bone Nelson January 13, 2009

judy's junk

A Mangina

I have "Judy's Junk"!

by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014

Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.

When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!

by HunterStephen June 12, 2014

junk warmer

Insulated underwear

It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.

by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)

Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare

by Kaylenn April 11, 2020