In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'
Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.
by Burger King Mcdonalds November 04, 2010
Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)
"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)
"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."
Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."
Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 14, 2012
Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind
Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey
by Alkaline Water July 04, 2022
What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!
by mousejockey September 07, 2011
Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.
by AltheaJ March 17, 2011
A hand model!
by fjock January 28, 2014