Ivan

He gets A* in every subject. He takes 3 sciences and is in YCIS year 10
Omg its Ivan, his cock is showing out
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SERYOGIN IVAN

A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman
Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo
by KHyP April 12, 2023
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Ivan Bruce

A terrorist at heart, best mates with Osama Binladen crackin a cold one with Hitler and his polish mates
Is that Osama, he must be here to see Ivan Bruce
by ISIS GOD October 31, 2023
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Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.
Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
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Ivan

A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.
Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.
by Frogssss November 6, 2022
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Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
oh its an Ivan Vargas
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