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Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021
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gravy legging

That fart was wet I think I'm gravy legging.
by mater916 April 5, 2015
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dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.
Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
by BottledPizza May 24, 2016
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blow gravy

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"
by Swio March 28, 2016
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SOL GRAVY

AS IN: "IT'S SOL (ALL) GRAVY"
"ONCE I GET OUTA PRISON, IT'S SOL GRAVY"
by STREET DADDY PINK June 8, 2009
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shady gravy

Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?

Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"

Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
by rubtwostix January 2, 2012
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down for the gravy

A Gentleman's romantic term for performing oral sex on a lady.

Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.

Women, eh?
"How did you get on with that girl last night mate?"

"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
by Burning blue soul June 22, 2017
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