chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Chum

A pathetic bitc*

Don't fuc* with her bruh she's a chum

by Odd Crooks -- June 27, 2014

Hand Chum

The dead skin and oils from you hands that clog up all the cracks and crevice of your handheld devices like a mouse or controller.

That mouse has too many buttons. Think of all the hand chum that will build up.

by AgentX2006 August 5, 2024

Chum

A word to describe a speckle connection between two friends.

Ya chum is here for ya.

by The special Moron December 29, 2018

Chum-Farts

Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.

Damn, She made some good Chum-farts last night.

by J.J WillyNickles May 12, 2022

Chum

Gay Dog

"Why does Gaston follow LeFou around like a dog?"

"Simple, they're LeFou's chum."

by YourSudoenim May 4, 2021

Chum bud

Buddies who enjoy watching fishing or cooking shows together, rather than chasing girls.

I didn’t go out last night, cause I was just hanging with my chum bud catching up master chef

by Cptkirk33 July 13, 2023