by Angie November 12, 2004
Get the fire barnmug. Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006
Get the A Brett Barnesmug. Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.
It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.
It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.
I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.
by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007
Get the Paint the Barnmug. Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."
by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009
Get the barn squatmug. 
Occurs when one's ass has the scent as pungent and diabolical as a Barn full of rotten shit. This is also known as stage 4 swamp ass. You can obtain this by neglecting your general hygiene for several days.
This kid next to me stinks! He must have Barn Ass
He must have Barn Ass again, he needs to learn to wipe.
He must have Barn Ass again, he needs to learn to wipe.
by UncleRicky69 November 24, 2016
Get the Barn Assmug. The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.
"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"
"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
by DJayce October 26, 2011
Get the Nicolai Barnesmug.