Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

Ian is a extreme dick, everyone calls him an egg because of his head shape and thy also call him a hoe, cause he dated at least 10 girls in 1 month. Ian will make up rumors that you two are dating and then he’ll holler at you in the lunch room then you’ll kick his ass

Ian can suck my dick

by jakepaulismydaddy November 13, 2018

Ian

An Idiot. Liked by nobody and that kid who will pull your chair out from under you in class and then blame you for getting mad. play video games and lives with his mom.

Ian is a idiot

by PenelopeTheCat December 10, 2018

Ian

someone who has a seizure in ur dorm room

" goddamit he pulling an ian"

by SMDBISHCASH December 10, 2018

Ian

The type of Mexican who hops the wall and will burn down your house if you not with him

Ian can not be left at home

by Fotball1407 August 8, 2017

Ian

A male who says gay, faggot, homo, and queer more than anyone on the planet, but is not homophobic.

Ian “eh, that’s faggotshit.”

Ian “No, I can’t get on PlayStation right now, I have all these gay little classes to go to.”

Ian “I can tell that the dude over there is a self loving faggot.”

by Penisfeet November 8, 2018