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Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010
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Human Meat

Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?

Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:

1- Your not okay.

2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.

3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.

4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.

5- Your just extremely bored

6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*
Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"

Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"
by GoYeetAFridge October 20, 2019
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Humans

There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
Well be real up ya all humans... ok?
by In the Mindway May 1, 2005
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humana humana

Who's the new humana humana on the office web-site?
by GeorgeyPorgey April 4, 2006
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sub human

People who lack moral agency and have a career based on breaking the Non Agression Principle.
by 1973memes with helicopters January 7, 2020
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operation human shield

a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet
yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps
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Humans

by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004
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