hooker casual

Just as there is business attire for formal business situations, and business casual for social situations that have potential implications for business, so too is there 'hooker-casual' dresswear for those times when you kind of look like a ho' who's presently off-duty.

"If we're gonna go out to that bar, I'm gonna dress hooker casual."
"You probably shouldn't dress hooker casual to class today."

by Erff December 3, 2006

hooter

1. A term used to describe marijuana cigarettes, mainly of the large variety.

2. One breast, usually of a pair.

1. You fuckers fired that hooter up without me did'nt you?

2. My friend Josh, in San Diego, has never touched a single hooter.

by THC P!MP April 27, 2004

hoobert

a guy with a giant mole
a pretty gay person
with a small package

yo man that hoobert is almost as gay as that levik

by a nukka wit attitude July 6, 2008

Louisianna Fish Hooker

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.

Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?

by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009

Hooters Flu

The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day.

"John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.

Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"

This is a case of "Hooters Flu"

by KLO_ March 19, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006