Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

hooker room

A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.

Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!

by ewphewpew December 1, 2015

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

cajun hooker

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016