honking troll

similar to an Internet troll. These trolls stay in their vehicles randomly honking at people for the following reasons

1. Being judgmental

2. Being hypocritical

3. Getting a cheap laugh of the other person's expense

Following examples of honking

1. honking 4 times

2. honking lightly 2 times

3. Holding the horn for a period of time

4. Honking repeatedly

sitting at your car at an intersection and hearing a random honking sound of a honking troll to get your attention for no reason.

by Protoman00 September 11, 2010

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 13, 2023

honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.

Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...

by Nickenchugget November 21, 2017

bla-honk

a duck-like noise often said in an awkward silence in a text conversation or skype conversation.

Bla-honk

by madlyscout May 10, 2011

Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.

Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.

by ghostlypeachess January 16, 2021

rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside

Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!

by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by One Eyed Milkman June 07, 2004