homework

what you should be doing right now

i am not an idiot. you know what homework is. now stop wasting your time on urban dictionary and get back to it.

by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020

homemade haircut

Very 2020, it's a look.

Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020

Hometown Hoe

The man/woman that you end up hooking with while you’re back in your hometown.

I went to visit family and ended up linking up with my hometown hoe.

by Maritza M September 3, 2020

Homework plug

Someone you can consistently rely on for homework answers.

Guy 1: Yo you know who has the hw for math?
Guy 2: Here you can have my answers, my Homework Plug hit me up with the answers an hour ago.

by Bruhwhy22 March 10, 2021

Homeowner's Association

A homeowner's organization (Or HOA) is an organization whose job is to ensure houses in a community look nice, and other rules involving said community. Doesn't sound so bad on the surface, correct? In fact that sounds downright reasonable. The problem arises from the type of people who make up that organization--they are the most vindictive, petty, karen-type motherFUCKERS to ever live on this god forsaken rock. They are another reason to stay out of Suburbia, a barren wasteland of the same 4 prefab houses copy pasted over and over again, barely fit for comfortable human habitation.

What do you mean the grass is one millimeter too long, who the FUCK measures grass? There's a WEIGHT LIMIT for dogs in this place? Why are they upset about the trash cans being at the curb, do they think people even care? These people like to micromanage their community with no regard for rule numero dos of life: Mind Your Own Damn Business.

Fuck the Homeowner's Association.

by bapbapbapabpahfb July 29, 2022

Homeownless

A person without a house or flat ownership.

It is a synonym for the status of a tenant with a feeling of sadness about it.

- Mate, did you manage to buy that house at the end of the street?
- No, not enough savings. We are still renting, still homeownless.
- I'm sorry to hear such terrible news. Stay strong.

by Brand Making Machine July 31, 2022

hobo homeboy

A particular bum, hobo, vagrant, transient, or beggar who you've befriended or regularly donate to in your hometown.

That dude holding the "down on my luk..." sign outside the co-op is my hobo homeboy. I'm always happy to give him some change.

by richard bullard barnes October 21, 2010