Halloween

The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.
Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes

Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money
by Joesmother October 27, 2019
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Halloween

Halloween is the on night a year were a girl can dress like a total slut and none of the other girls can say anything about it.
Some girls just were lingerin and some kinda animal ears, but it's Halloween...
by November 28, 2021
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halloween

The day where you give kids candy with razer blades
by gayassmichael October 31, 2019
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halloween

add the costume
subtract the healthy food

multiply the candy
divide the fun
hey john what are you being for halloween
im being tired
by i am holy October 30, 2019
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Halloween

Halloween is a holiday where kids dress up in costumes and knock on peoples doors for candy also suppose to be the spoopy holiday
Theres 4 more days till Halloween!
by Dream_69 October 28, 2021
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Halloween

Halloween All ‘Bout Trick Or Treat. Trick, Gettin’ ‘Em Highly Horrified At Scary Masks Rockin’. Treat, Gettin’ ‘Em Ish All Str8 Dope Ever As Giveaways, Freebies. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup
“Its Halloween, Peeps Gettin’ Highly Horrified At Scary Masks Catched A Glimpse Rockin’ As Trick & Peeps Gettin’ Ish All Str8 Dope As Giveaways, Freebies As Treat. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - Ever Street Thug, Harlem.
by Hzr October 25, 2019
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Halloween

The night of the year where teenagers drink and shoot fireworks until after midnight
Well so whats the story about halloween
by yer bai from the moy October 27, 2020
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