Poser Hippie

Somebody who:
-wasnt even born the 60's but thinks it was the good ol' days
-randomly flash peace signs to people
-goes barefoot or wears stinky old birkenstocks
-wears john lennon glasses
-myspace page is covered with bob marley quotes/pictures
-says they shops at thrift stores but dont
-1960's band bumper sticks
-claims to be fans of Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix,The Beatles but only like the radio hits
-trys very hard to have ratty unbrushed hair
-owns 100 pairs of pre-ripped jeans
-Belives weed is the meaning of life
-doesnt know that The word hippie derives from hipster
-posts 20 diffrent pictures on myspace smoking or holding a bong

Walter: "Why are you barefoot?"
Matt: "beacuse shoes were created by the man, the man is trying to take over our minds by controling our footwear, man!!"
*walks away stinking of weed and BO*

Walter "that dude is such a poser hippie"

by Traeh789 July 2, 2008

Hippie crack

This is the term for Nitrous Oxide, or laughing gas, used to get high. It is usually administered by taking the small metal capsules used in the old fashioned whip cream canisters and piercing the top with a 'cracker' (paraphenelia used for this exact purpose as no one making sundaes uses a cracker) and allowing all the gas to fill a large balloon. The balloon gas is then inhaled and held in until the user starts to feel a high from the gas. This high only lasts only lasts for a minute or less but leaves you wanting more- Hence the association with Crack. Other than killing braincells its fairly harmless (don't take this as gospel) so its more for lightweight hippies instead of serious drug addicts. In addition, its become very popular in deadhead type gatherings and is associated with Hippies in that way too.

Hippy Bob bought four cases of nitrous to sell at the rainbow gathering in Ocala so that he would have gas money to drive his VW bus back to upstate New York.

or

Bob wanted to get high but had a drug test coming up for work so he sat and did hippie crack all night

by loodog the great dog January 8, 2012

Republican hippie

A hippie soul with Republican views. Most people would find this individual rare since he/she is most likely Pro Green and Anti War but Pro Life and wants to give the homeless jobs. Yes Republican hippies are quite a rare sight since this person would most likely come in a meeting with tie dye suit and talk about financial economics with a joint in their hand. And they are also the person that would do their very best to honor American Veterans the best way that they can.

Guy 1: Hey what's with the chick in hippie attire going around waving an American flag and singing Lee Greenwood?

Guy 2: She must be a Republican hippie.

Guy 1: Makes sense!

by Republican hippie June 4, 2017

Grammar Hippie

Someone who corrects everything you say similar to a grammar nazi but they correct you incorrectly.

Guy 1: who is that?
Grammar Hippie: Do you mean "whom" is that?
Guy 1: No I don't fucking grammar hippie.

by B1tchK1ll3r420 March 18, 2015

joe hippy

Tries to make anyone's day a little brighter with music and community. Pull my finger.

When you meet joe hippy say pull my finger that's his ketch frase

by It's s January 31, 2021

Hippy Vulture

Any hot girl with a glowing hula-hoop at any sort of jam band/electronica/funk music show, showing off her hula-hoop moves, that results in taking all male attention.

Girls:(shouting to each other over the bitchin music playing onstage) "Where are our dates? Where did all the guys go?"
Another girl: (pointing to the guys surrounding a hot girl doing crazy glowing hula-hoop moves) "They are over there mesmerized by the hippy vulture."

by MandyPandy1234 July 20, 2010

Hippy Hay

Marijuana, hemp, herb, grass.

Got any hippy hay? If you do roll up a do-ber.

by Smokey Weed December 24, 2007