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Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.
1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018
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Halal

Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.
Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT
by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) June 9, 2018
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Hialeah

A city where all the guys ever do is deflower females and just leave them in the dirt all heart broken and attached and where all the putas that can't respect themselves live.
?:Yo where ya homeboy from?

!:My dawg's from Hialeah.
?:Oh hell no! that area's full of shit and the people there are no good.
by calocha December 6, 2018
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Halalize

Check to see if a good is suitable for Muslims
Waleed: let me halalize the meat on this pizza
by Couchicle January 25, 2019
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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Hilaridonk

When something is hilaridonk
That foo is hilaridonk.
That’s so hilaridonk.
by Ilovepoop April 24, 2019
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Halál

Someone who is dead in the inside.
Carl:csá.......
Reaper:halál😈
by Viktor f. February 6, 2020
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