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Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.
Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
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muslim heaven

Hooking up with 7 girls at one time, taken from the premis that once a muslim dies for his religion they get 7 girls to sleep with
I hooked up with two chicks last nite, 5 girls short of a muslim heaven
by guy 1111099 September 26, 2009
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7th Heaven

A terrible TV series that came out in the mid 90's and ended in 2007 (finally). Focusing on the lives of the Camden family in some made up California town. The cast were all physically attractive goody two shoes types, that wore over done make up, and the plots always focused around learning some lesson, and then everything is back to normal. It was basically one of those "we have some minor problem now" but "everything will end well" type shows. Totally unrealistic, aimed to young kids, and if they actually think families act like the Camdens in real life, then they're very dumb.
7th Heaven was just terrible. The blond haired kid Simon was a total twerp who'd get beaten up in real life. Lucy and Mary both dressed like skanks and wore way to much make up, and as for Ruthie she was an annoying brat who went the same way as her sisters as she grew up. I'm convinced the only good character was the family dog, haha.
by Metalhead83 May 9, 2012
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Heaven on Earth

When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.
Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.
by MathPlus October 2, 2018
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Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!

Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019
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Heaven Cloud

an extremely old woman, past silver fox status, always a grandma or older, which preys on younger men, such as a cougar would do.
Dotty is the heaven cloud that always macks on the younger guys at the bar.
by hoosierdaddy15 January 14, 2010
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Eyes of heaven

A game where you can pick a character and beat each other to death with punch ghost demon things, but in 3D
Dave: Yo did you hear about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven?
Mark: Nah all-star battle was way better
by WorldOfTanksGuy June 16, 2021
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