regular haircut

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.

Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever

by Route Specialist June 17, 2022

Hobo Haircut

When you scalp a presumably homeless person.

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.

by Uwupolice June 30, 2021

Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.

He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.

by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020

beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).

The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.

by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023