Hawaiian Blow

Getting sucked off while bathing in coconut water

"me and Suzie did a "Hawaiian blow" in the bathroom room last night"

by Miloo0o June 9, 2023

Hawaiian Roulette

When you go out on a surfboard with many others to watch the sunset from the water. The loser is the first to get attacked by a shark.

Let's get the tourists to come play hawaiian roulette with us.

by Mano707 June 10, 2023

Hawaiian Igloo

Where to shove a pineapple up someone’s anus (green side down)

i gave that bitch a hawaiian igloo last night

by zapheil June 21, 2023

Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.

Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.

by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024

hawaiin hula slam

the act of flipping someone over during sex and slamming their mouth into your cock

imma use the hawaiin hula slam on my girlfriend tonight if she brings up gerald again

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.

Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?

by Chance Lance April 24, 2024

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024