Guitartistry

A combination of the words Guitar and Artistry.
Used in reference to someone's guitar playing skills.

Can be used in most situations.

I don't know where Dave got that guitartistry. He was all over the place during that solo.

Susan needs to work on her guitartistry. I think my ears are bleeding.

by Minimcbeef June 21, 2010

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017

Gumtard

An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au

I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"

by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018

Gumtard

A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.

-"Hey, are you promoting gambling to kids?"
+"Hell no! I'm not a gumtard"

by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019

Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.

"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."

by Cmaliso November 12, 2015

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.

While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023