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maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘
oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!
by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022
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Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.
As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021
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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
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Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.
by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.
Damn Michael why are you such a guido
by J12mill12 January 17, 2020
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Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"
by godknows342 March 30, 2023
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