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Gumtard

An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au
I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"
by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018
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Gumtard

A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.
-"Hey, are you promoting gambling to kids?"
+"Hell no! I'm not a gumtard"
by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019
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Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.
"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."
by Cmaliso November 12, 2015
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Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.
While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili
by TheZomLex January 10, 2023
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air guitar

1)a way to play guitar without disturbing others and having your neighbors call the police and your family telling you to turn it down if it is an electric guitar

2) to jam with your favorite songs freely
1) I took up the guitar recently for a play my day program is putting on, and the only way to practice playing it at home is by air guitar, since my brother had sold his guitar before this happened.

2) I have air-guitarred to Bon Jovi's "Have A Nice Day" My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers", and Nickelback's "Burn It To the Ground" where nobody could see me.
by Chad'srockergrrrl April 8, 2009
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guitar geek

A guitarist who becomes obsessed with becoming the best guitarist ever. Will read books on obscure scales and chords, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of what gear other guitarists use. Unlikely to be in a band, as they`re too busy practissing to join one, or too annoying to stay in one.
Guitar geek: Did you Know that while Jimmy Page almost always used a Les Paul standard at Led Zep gigs, he`d often use a Telecaster in the studio.

Sane person: Shut the fuck up you freak!
by Magic Bonsai August 14, 2006
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Guitar Hero III

Bob: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: Fuck you! I'm playing Guitar Hero III!
by M-Kat January 15, 2008
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