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GAPA

(abbrev.) Great American Pavement Ape. Slang term, usu. derogatory, black male, a.k.a. African American. So called due to physical resemblance to ape / jungle primate, living in America instead of natural habitat in Africa or some other continent than American continent. Pavement refers to the urban landscape of pavement versus vegetation or other natural botanic elements in nature. "Great" is patronizing ironic reference to the term used in other, more legitimate toxonomic references.
Behold the mighty Great American Pavement Ape, body slammed by Epic Beard Man. GAPA got pwned.
by livefree May 29, 2010
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Guadalupified

The condition of having had sex with a dirty Mexican.
After Playing Yu-gi-oh, Ashley was severely Guadalupified.
by Brian Varvaro May 10, 2005
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Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.
Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole
by BannanaSammitch May 16, 2011
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guacamole shower

a rare phenomenon caused by the unrestricted spillage of guacamole dip. often caused by an exploding guacagrenade, the guacamole shower leaves everything in its path stained an avocado green, at least until the next rainstorm.
as lisa tried to pick up the serving bowl of guacamole dip, it slipped from her greasy hands and crashed to the table, strewing green stuff everywhere. "nice guacamole shower, lisa," tammi yelled, "i hope it rains soon, or at least before mom and dad get back from cancun."
by earpuller July 16, 2006
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guacamole dick

ones dick who smells of guacamole
Girl, how you gonna fuck that dude with his ol guacamole dick
by Big Arlem October 3, 2004
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Guacaholie

The act of storing a delicious guacamole spread around the anus hole for the day's duration only to be followed by one's partner/partners eating/sucking/slurping this delicious guacaholie from the forbidden area. ;)
Bring the chips and margaritas baby, because tonight we're having a guacaholie party! I'll invite our kinky friends.
by gahlee! May 12, 2011
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Guacaruna

A term usually associated with people of low intelligence or without common sense.
Response to someone asking a very obvious question. "What are you, some type of guacaruna?"
by Cyan The Man September 13, 2011
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