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New York Grinder

The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.
My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.
by Boo thang 2211 December 29, 2016
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montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017
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Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.
Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.
by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018
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Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.
by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019
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grundle-knot

Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physical activity.
After the weekend camping trip, Steve realized no showers and day-hikes had produced a grundle-knot as tough as a dredlock
by KINGKEN April 28, 2005
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grundleking

An expert in the area betwixt the anus and genitals that also is particularly outspoken in their art, so much so that they claim a self-declared royal authority of all things grundle-related.
Mercutio- "Bend thy back, and behold the grundleking!"
by Themistocles December 11, 2008
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grundle snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle taint with one's penis
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed
1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"
by P. I. Staker December 27, 2008
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