greasy grinder

A sexual action in where the male eats a strip of bacon from the vagina, then proceeds to use the grease as lube.

Man 1: "Aye man what kind of shit were you up to yesterday, it was so loud i couldn't sleep."
Man 2: "Lauren let me do a greasy grinder on her."

by rogueshogun June 28, 2017

Greasy rig

A greasy rig is a pickup truck, that is usualy lifted more than 4", older than 2006, has plenty of rust and dents, usualy needs a ton of mechanical work, has a lot of led lights or just one big one across the roof and is not very safe to drive above 80kms on the road but off the road will do well above that

Buddy thats a greasy rig eh

by Quader200 February 16, 2017

greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.

Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.

by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices

Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!

by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016

greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman August 18, 2016

greasy flaps

This is a way to describe a female with a disgusting vagina which gives off a rather fishy odour as well as a considerable amount of lady juice.

I had sex with my girlfriend yesterday, it was fantastic! Her greasy flaps provided fabulous lube.

by King of Banterbury July 25, 2016