The Goods

Excellent Quality Or The Goods

This Shit Is The Goods.

by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

gonosyphilherpalaids

A combination of four STD's.

"Oh my god! She's such a slut she must have gonosypilherpalaids."
"Yeah, she must be a walking STD."

by Crystal May 14, 2005

damaged goods

a girl with herpes.......

Did you hear that chicks damaged goods now..
Hey dont look now but damaged goods just walked in.
Too bad that girls damaged goods now, she was so hot.
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by BB February 13, 2008

Goofster

Extremely large toothed person who is only known for his large incisors. Often a butt of jokes.

Look at the Goofster, he needs a diamond drill bit to tackle those gnashers!

by Ebwah April 23, 2010

Gons

Gonorrhea - a common, curable STD.

That bitch gave me the gons!

by retardidid August 26, 2006

Gonsalves

the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.

Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross

by TOMMMMM yeah December 17, 2008

goods

Goods can mean anything that brings you pleasure.
there are three main types of goods:
goods-
Goods= and
GOOOODS.

Mike: Yo man, i went to GNC and got me some goods.
Conor: Dude, those goods were cray cray.

by craycray January 5, 2009