goom

To be attacked from multiple directions. Usually in which you are horribly massacred.

Dude , those orcs just goomed me!

by Alucard Bloodlust April 27, 2005

Goomba

A fat, black cat with dandruff.

Goomba: A-Gooooom-baaaaaaaaaa!

by AmyGayheart May 27, 2010

gooh

the sticky bit in the middle of the eye ball

1 whats that in your eye? eiwwww
2 it the gooh you twatface

by schmoof June 1, 2006

goomba

goombas are clusters of kids that don't fit into any clan or click in school and they cluster togather because there odd and weird

watch out for the goombas they might eat your brain

by adam chenail September 5, 2009

Gooma-Zay-Gwam Thursday

Generic term for a Jewish holiday you can't pronounce but you're off from school for anyway

I'll see you tomorrow at 3:30. We're both off for Gooma-Zay-Gwam Thursday.

by Simeon Alacoque-Susciperra September 11, 2004

Top Goom

To be the Foremost side piece of ass for someone in a primary relationship. However to become a Top Goom you must Jockey for position against many other Gooms.

If you are offered Top Goom position, it is advised to accept without hesitation if you truly want to be considered. If not delaying the decision could lose you the Top Goom status and all Top Goom rights.

pronounced Top Gooooooooooooom!

I am offering you Top Goom position. Is it done or what!

by One of the Guys January 22, 2007

Goodman

An individula who claims to own several fantastic objects but in fact they all belong to his father

Look at my new porsche!!!

Shut up you mug its your dads, your such a goodman

Ive earnt over two grand on ebay selling my fathers things

Well then its your fathers two grand then isnt it you goodman

Look at my expensive watch

Its your dads twat, stop being such a goodman

by P daddy diddy May 9, 2010